The story of Mr. Devout
There lived a man called Mr. Devout. He was so devout that God had saved him during many a disasters in his life.
One day when he was walking in the road, he saw a mahout sitting on top of an elephant and screaming, get out of the way, this elephant is mad. Mr. Devout reasoned that God will save him and did not pay heed to the shouting mahout. The mad elephant trampled Mr. Devout and killed him.
Mr. Devout went to heaven, where he met God.
He asked God, "Why did you not save me when the elephant trampled me?"
God replied, "Who do you think was shouting through the Mahout?"
Looks like even God expects us to be sensible, doesn't he?